Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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