I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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