***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
