Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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