the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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