you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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