I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
How's work?
Spinning.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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