Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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