Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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