just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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