oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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