He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
