someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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