I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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