WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
organizing the empties. That sober.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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