would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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