i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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