why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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