Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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