1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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