Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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