Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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