Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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