I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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