dude i'm inner monologue high
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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