He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Quick, to the slutcave!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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