I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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