If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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