It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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