i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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