4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
At least life still wants to fuck me.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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