We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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