We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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