Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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