I just saw a hot homeless man
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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