I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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