those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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