I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
