Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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