Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Houston, we have a blender
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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