Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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