Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize
