I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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