Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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