covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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