He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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