I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's blow job season.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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