so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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