I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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