My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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